Is there an Early Warning System for Idiot?

Fritz and Sheldon, when I created the tsunami in your cage last night, I was just trying to create a layer of wet sand that you could burrow into when the weather was hot and dry. I did not intend to turn your happy crabby shack into a half inch deep sandy rice paddy. I realize that you are a strictly air-breathing species of crab and flooding is a very unpleasant way of being woken up. I hope all the sand and gravel I've added to lift you and your belongs to dry ground rectifies the situation. If it makes you poor guys feel any better, I wrenched my back moving all that wet sand and gravel around. Karma is on your side.

Sincerest apologies,
OFL