This is the true story of seven pets picked to live in an apartment. See what happens when pets stop being polite and start being real. Maximus and Dulce - Cats. Fritz and Sheldon - Hermit Crabs. Bianca and Luigi - Goldfish. Phoenix - Beta Fish.
Dear Miss Bianca,
How many times can I knock over the same stack of video tapes on the floor before OFL goes crazy?
Signed, Lap Runner
Dear Lap Runner,
One less times then you have, it would appear.
Signed Miss Bianca.
posted by Valancy Jane @ 9:10 AM
I smell like carnations and taste like tea. I sound like purring and I look like a house with all the lights turned on. I feel lucky. I have so many pets, the number would make you gasp. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
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