This is the true story of seven pets picked to live in an apartment. See what happens when pets stop being polite and start being real. Maximus and Dulce - Cats. Fritz and Sheldon - Hermit Crabs. Bianca and Luigi - Goldfish. Phoenix - Beta Fish.
Dear Miss Bianca,
What is the proper wine to serve with Chef's Blend cat food?
Signed, Consumer in the Kitchen
Dear Consumer in the Kitchen,
Your cat food contains both chicken and lamb, so either red or white would be appropiate. I reccomend a good scotch, however, as the most fitting choice.
Signed, Miss Bianca
posted by Valancy Jane @ 2:12 PM
I smell like carnations and taste like tea. I sound like purring and I look like a house with all the lights turned on. I feel lucky. I have so many pets, the number would make you gasp. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
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