Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

I am writing on behalf of myself and the members of my household.
Maximus would like six full sized army tanks, four nuclear warheads and a bag of baby carrots. Bianca would like the movie An Affair to Remember and some knitting supplies. Luigi would like the book How to Suceed in Business and a subscription to Time Magazine. Fritz would like a small shower installed in his dry tank and a red bow tie. Sheldon wants a tuxedo shell for formal dinners and a new log to climb. I would like more of those little worm treats and a very low heat lamp. And Dulce isn't here yet, but we talked it over and think she would like a soft pillow, maybe in purple. And Valancy Jane would like a waffle maker and two parakeets.
Thank you for all the lovely gifts last year.

Sincerely,
Caspian Luca Irving on behalf of the members of the Postage Stamp Family.