Meet the Cast

Presidente Maximus Lloyd Vincente

Species -
Cat or very small greek man.

Description-
Small-ish black and white domestic shorthair/Mainecoon mix. Green eyes. "Very distinguished looking."

Activities -
"Can't tell you. I would have to kill you and that would get messy blood everywhere and frankly, I can't be bothered."

Favorite Spot -
The loveseat under the front window. "If you sit there, I will cut you."

"I am here because Valancy Jane knows all my scratchy spots, and she's generous with the carrot sticks."


Caspian Luca Irving

Species -
Beta fish

Description -
Dark blue at the nose, fading to a brilliant aqua on body and fins. "I am the color of a tropical ocean bay."

Activities-
Blowing bubbles, swimming in circles. "I blow bubbles at Valancy Jane to cheer her up."

Favorite Spot -
Hiding in the plastic plant in my tank. "I live in a zero gravity enviroment, yet still feel the need to lean on stuff."

"I'm a very emotionally needy fish, I need Valancy Jane to acknowledge my presense often. I get sick a lot, but Valancy Jane takes good care of me and gives me the good food."


Fritz Pierre Quinn

Species -
Hermit Crab

Description -
Red, freshwater crab. "Beedly little eyes that I rub sometimes when I wake up. I change shells occasionally. Currently I reside in a dark blue shell with gold dots on it, decorated just for me by Valancy Jane."

Activities -
Bathing, climbing, digging. "I like to crawl around on your hand or an obstacle course made of all your shoes."

Favorite Spot -
The corner behind the cermic castle.

"I am very outgoing, and sometimes I chirp to Valancy Jane at night. I don't like baths though. Please tell her I said that."

Sheldon Claude Luxor

Species -
Hermit Crab

Description -
Red freshwater crab, slightly lighter than my roommate Fritz. Strong climbing claws. "I feel most comfortable in the shell I was bought in. It's light blue with dark blue and red strips, very classic. And I say, never mess with a classic."

Activities -
Climbing, napping. "I am a great climber, I have scaled everything in my tank, including the pagoda. Sometimes I make Valancy Jane nervous because of how high I climb."

Favorite Spot -
Behind the elephant, next to the pond.

"I am kinda shy when it comes to people, but I love to show off my climbing skills. I like peace and quiet in the day, I take a lot of naps."

Luigi Galileo Lexington

Species -
Goldfish

Description-
Bright happy gold, with black eyes. "I turn very pretty gold when I am given good food to eat."

Activities -
Swimming, reading books, eating and more eating. "What can I say, I'm a growing fish. I like to eat."

Favorite spot -
By the lighthouse, reading a book on the shelf. "I can't wait until we get to the chapter on Buddists."

"I come from humble beginnings at a fair ground, but I am educating myself and growing stronger every day. I am very protective of Bianca."

Bianca Toulouse Del Mar

Species -
Goldfish

Description -
Soft, pure white, little black eyes. Ladylike, but slightly nervous. "Luigi tells me I look like an angel."

Activities -
Swimming, reading, eating and contemplating the world. "I like to look out at the world, although it sometimes frightens me. I do like music and reading the books on the shelf."

Favorite Spot -
Behind the plant, looking out. "I feel safe there."

"Luigi is very ambitious, I just want to potter around my tank and read. I like it when Valancy Jane watches old movies with Cary Grant in them."