This is the true story of seven pets picked to live in an apartment. See what happens when pets stop being polite and start being real. Maximus and Dulce - Cats. Fritz and Sheldon - Hermit Crabs. Bianca and Luigi - Goldfish. Phoenix - Beta Fish.
Memo to Residents
It has come to our attention that pet health insurance is only available to dogs and cats. A protest march will be held in the kitchen at five o'clock today. Protest signs are being made by the promotions committee and will be available for us. Please wear comfortable walking shoes.
Signed
Sheldon Claude Luxor
QCC President
posted by Valancy Jane @ 8:20 AM
I smell like carnations and taste like tea. I sound like purring and I look like a house with all the lights turned on. I feel lucky. I have so many pets, the number would make you gasp. This blog is my mirror, my publicist, my calendar, and my most flattering angle. I am its pushy stage mother. And apparently, I'm important enough to get hate mail. Sweet.
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