Greetings from the Postage Stamp

This is the true story of seven pets picked to live in an apartment. See what happens when pets stop being polite and start being real. Maximus and Dulce - Cats. Fritz and Sheldon - Hermit Crabs. Bianca and Luigi - Goldfish. Phoenix - Beta Fish.

Monday, December 27, 2004

Pet Politics



Maximus has registered to run for office in the 'dubiously elected with the backing of the military after the current ruler mysteriously died' party.

Dulce is a registered democrat, and will be the Vice President of the Red Cross again this year.

Caspian becomes confused and distracted in voting booths and tends to consult the voters in nearby booths. He tends to ask older people and as a result, votes mostly republican. Adding to the confusion is the fact that he is registered in both the district the Lobby is in and the district the Postage Stamp is in. Caspian has also decided to abstain from voting until he knows more about the issues, but continues to volunteer for the P. Diddy's 'Vote or Die' campaign.

Fritz is a libertarian and never votes for the incumbant.

Sheldon is a republican and always votes for incumbants.

Luigi is a Union leader and votes for whoever is most sympathetic to his cause.

Bianca votes on intuitive feelings about the candidates, whoever goes to church or has brown eyes. She tells Luigi that she votes democrat, but in truth she is registered independant.

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